Why? Simply because these women are STUPID! Now, I know that I may not be considered very beach wise myself but let me tell you...if there had been a sign that said "Beach Closed" or if someone had told me what the red flag meant I would have been NO WHERE near that ocean. This girl on the other hand is showing us how she is going Ralph Macchio on these waves in order to protect herself. The moral of the story is these women need to get off that beach or get their butts knocked over so they learn a lesson. They obviously have never heard my honeymoon story!