Monday, November 30, 2009
Dear Bath and Body Works Lotion Slinger,
Let me start by saying I have been where you are. I wore the gingham apron for years, I told people the benefits of shower gel and a loofah puff. I washed hands, I lotioned phalanges. Here is one thing I didn't do. I didn't follow people around like a serial killer armed with product. I didn't point out every item on every shelf in hopes that maybe there was something you weren't seeing with your own eyes. I didn't say "That's all your getting?," when someone finally came up to the register. I know you are in the store alone. I know you are bored. I know the Christmas music is already getting to you and it's not even December. On the other hand if you keep pestering me I'm going to show how a loofah puff can make an excellent gag as I tie you up with raffia.
Crazy Pregnant Lady